Aeromodelling + Women

[zennith]

16 REASONS WOMAN AND HELI CANNOT MIX

1. WOMAN TAKES HER TIME FOR YOU TO WAIT, HELI JUST A FLIP AND CRASH.

2. WOMAN DOES NOT HAVE CYCLIC STICK TO PRACTISE, HELI DOES.

3. WOMAN LIKE "TOUCH AND HOLD", HELI COME AND GO.

4. WOMAN LIKE PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION, HELI DOESN’T.

5. WOMAN STARE AT YOU FOR OPERATIONAL INSTRUCTION, HELI REQUIRES MANUALS FOR OPERATION.

6. WOMAN CAN MAINTAIN WEIGHT AND OVERALL BALANCE, HELI NEED BALANCE BLADES AND TRACKING.

7. WOMAN HAVE NO LIMITATION, HELI REQUIRES GIRO.

8. WOMAN HAVE DOES NOT FOLLOW THE LAWS, HELI ONLY PYROFLIP.

9. WOMAN DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH TO SPEND ON BAGS AND PAIRS OF SHOSE, HELI ONLY CARBON BLADES.

10. WOMAN AND GANGS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME FOR SHOPPING, HELI CANNOT TAKE OFF IN GANGS.

11. WOMAN DOESN’T CARE HOW HELIs LOOK, THEY ARE LOOKING AT OTHERS ITEMS TOO...

12. WOMAN DON'T MIND LV /GUGGI ONES, RAPTOR HELI THE ONLY ONE.

13. WOMAN LIKES TO BE TIED DOWN, HELI ONLY BALDES FOLD UP.

14. WOMAN LIKES COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS, HELI ONLY AUTOROTAES.

15. WOMAN GOES SCREEMING, HELI GO ‘DEAD STICKS’.

16. HOWEVER, WHEN HELI DAMAGE, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY GO HOME FOR MON AND DAD.

[Reuben65]

One more....(oh dear)

Aeromodelling makes a woman stay focused.....
she is able to HOVER at the same SPOT....right in front of you.

[Reuben65]

Lagi one more!

Aeromodelling makes a woman more technical, with an eye for detail.......
She can tell the difference between a good or a bad screw.

[HotDogBun]

Lagi one more!

Aeromodelling makes a woman more technical, with an eye for detail.......
She can tell the difference between a good or a bad screw.

There's not a good or bad one lah Bro,
only a defective one, or a worn out one

[chiadennis]

Lagi one more!

Aeromodelling makes a woman more technical, with an eye for detail.......
She can tell the difference between a good or a bad screw.

Bro is your wife reading this????

[Ghostfit]

Lagi one more!

Aeromodelling makes a woman more technical, with an eye for detail.......
She can tell the difference between a good or a bad screw.

...talk about chabor only and you suddenly so many posts !

...very cheem leh !

[Murdanny]

wa...jia lat. from the looks of it i just have to make a joke out of the topic.

[Ghostfit]

Okay ....just to add to Reuben's collection, here's mine.

Aeroplanes make your heart-beat fast, the other one makes your a**e-beat hard.
Aeroplanes performs better with smaller spinners, opposite for the other.
Aeroplane have their U/C “up” when they are in the air, the other one have theirs up when they are on their backs.
Aeroplanes you twiddle the Tx sticks, the other one you twiddle the nuts.
Aeroplanes have Cockpits ! …so does the other !!!




...flamesuit on !!!

[nixaad]

Wah lao.. getting sleazier n sleazier... hehehehee... especially from tony.. :p

[HotDogBun]

Bro is your wife reading this????

You're wrong there. I am sure women likes corny man like Rueben.
At first I thought its someone using his login to post but after actual confirmation then I realised it really Rueben.

At least now I know what sort of topic lures Rueben to appear in DH