Aeromodelling + Women

[Murdanny]

Hi guys,

My teacher gave me a cool speech to write. One of the many points that i have to cover is, how woman can benefit from aeromodelling.

any kind of suggestion would help!

thanks in advance...

Danny.

p.s. this is going to interesting...

[lu wei yao]

Maybe it can improve their psycho-motor skills enough to be safe drivers on the road.

I'm just kidding, just plain fun.

Thanx!

[Murdanny]

look at what i found...

16 REASONS WHY AIRPLANES ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WOMEN

1. AIRPLANES USUALLY KILL YOU QUICKLY: A WOMAN TAKES HER TIME.

2. AIRPLANES CAN BE TURNED ON BY A FLICK OF A SWITCH.

3. AIRPLANES DON'T GET MAD IF YOU DO A "TOUCH AND GO".

4. AIRPLANES DON'T OBJECT TO A PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION.

5. AIRPLANES COME WITH MANUALS TO EXPLAIN THEIR OPERATION.

6. AIRPLANES HAVE STRICT WEIGHT AND BALANCE LIMITATIONS.

7. AIRPLANES CAN BE FLOWN ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.

8. AIRPLANES DON'T COME WITH IN-LAWS.

9. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY OTHER AIRPLANES YOU HAVE FLOWN BEFORE.

10. AIRPLANES AND PILOTS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.

11. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER AIRPLANES.

12. AIRPLANES DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY AIRPLANE MAGAZINES.

13. AIRPLANES EXPECT TO BE TIED DOWN.

14. AIRPLANES DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS.

15. AIRPLANES DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.

16. HOWEVER, WHEN AIRPLANES GO QUIET, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY NOT GOOD.

[Sunstorm]

It enable them to meet more eligible men who are earning high enough incomes to be playing this hobby in the first place?

[Vortices]

3. AIRPLANES DON'T GET MAD IF YOU DO A "TOUCH AND GO".

They only complaint if you 'touch and go' on other than your homebase runway.

[Reuben65]

When they try to land a man, they have a better "final approach".

[Reuben65]

When they try to land a man, they have a better "final approach".

Sorry, should be "land" a man. haha

[Reuben65]

With practice, she will be able to handle the STICK as well as the boys.

[Reuben65]

As in flying, she will be able to multi-task.....handling multiple SITUATIONS will not pose a problem.

[Reuben65]

She knows the meaning of power....getting it up the very first time!

[lu wei yao]

Goodness, you're on fire!

Thanx!

[chiadennis]

This is a good man. I think I print this and stick it in my office and workshop. Frame it up.

look at what i found...

16 REASONS WHY AIRPLANES ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WOMEN

1. AIRPLANES USUALLY KILL YOU QUICKLY: A WOMAN TAKES HER TIME.

2. AIRPLANES CAN BE TURNED ON BY A FLICK OF A SWITCH.

3. AIRPLANES DON'T GET MAD IF YOU DO A "TOUCH AND GO".

4. AIRPLANES DON'T OBJECT TO A PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION.

5. AIRPLANES COME WITH MANUALS TO EXPLAIN THEIR OPERATION.

6. AIRPLANES HAVE STRICT WEIGHT AND BALANCE LIMITATIONS.

7. AIRPLANES CAN BE FLOWN ANY TIME OF THE MONTH.

8. AIRPLANES DON'T COME WITH IN-LAWS.

9. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY OTHER AIRPLANES YOU HAVE FLOWN BEFORE.

10. AIRPLANES AND PILOTS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.

11. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER AIRPLANES.

12. AIRPLANES DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY AIRPLANE MAGAZINES.

13. AIRPLANES EXPECT TO BE TIED DOWN.

14. AIRPLANES DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS.

15. AIRPLANES DON'T WHINE UNLESS SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG.

16. HOWEVER, WHEN AIRPLANES GO QUIET, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY NOT GOOD.

[msc]

Just thought of 1 good one:

AIRPLANES DON'T MIND BEING REPAIRED ON, MANY REFURBISHED AIRPLANES FLIES BETTER THAN NEW ONES!

[etman]

Haha...good jokes
Just remember not to sound sexist if your teacher is female.
Are you serious, what a strange topic from your teacher.

The woman is the aeromodeller
1. If you are that type of woman, you would be much better than the men.
2. You would be more detailed
3. You would remember which RC shop had the best deal. Hah!
4. You would instantly have many attractive guys(?) teaching you how to fly.
5. You would have much sympathy when you crash your plane, not being laughed at.
6. You will have better service at the RC shop.
7. You have better artistic sense and colour coordination to dress up a plane.
8. You will be more careful and safe than the men, just look at women drivers.

The woman is the wife
1. Keeps husband at home fixing the plane rather than out drinking.
2. One more reason to go out as a family.

[zennith]

Woman Version

16 REASONS OF WOMAN AND HELI

1. WOMAN TAKES HER TIME FOR YOU TO WAIT, HELI JUST A FLIP AND CRASH.

2. WOMAN DOES NOT HAVE CYCLIC STICK TO PRACTISE, HELI DOES.

3. WOMAN LIKE "TOUCH AND HOLD", HELI COME AND GO.

4. WOMAN LIKE PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION, HELI DON’T.

5. WOMAN STAIR AT YOU FOR OPERATIONAL INSTRUCTION, HELI REQUIRES MANUALS FOR OPERATION.

6. WOMAN CAN MAINTAIN WEIGHT AND OVERALL BALANCE, HELI NEED BALANCE BLADES AND TRACKING.

7. WOMAN HAVE NO LIMITATION , HELI REQUIRES GIRO.

8. WOMAN HAVE DOES NOT FOLLOW THE LAWS, HELI ONLY PYROFLIP.

9. WOMAN DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH TO SPEND ON BAGS AND PAIRS OF SHOSE, HELI ONLY CARBON BLADES .

10. WOMAN AND GANGS BOTH ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME FOR SHOPPING, HELI CANNOT TAKE OFF IN GANGS.

11. WOMAN DON’T CARE HOW HELIs LOOK, THEY ARE LOOKING AT OTHERS ITEMS TOO...

12. WOMAN DON'T MIND LV /GUGGI ONES, RAPTOR HELI THE ONLY ONE.

13. WONMAN LIKES TO BE TIED DOWN, HELI ONLY FOLD UP BALDES.

14. WOMAN LIKES COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS, HELI ONLY AUTOROTAES.

15. WOMAN SCREEM, HELI GO DEAD STICKS.

16. HOWEVER, WHEN HELI DAMAGE, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY GO HOME FOR MON AND DAD.