Business Logistic

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> Business Logic 1: How business is done
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> Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
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> Son : 'I will choose my own bride!'
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> Father : 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter . '
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> Son : 'Well, in that case . . . ok'
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> Next Father approaches Bill Gates .
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> Father : 'I have a husband for your daughter . '
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> Bill Gates : 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
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> Father : 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World
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> Bank . '
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> Bill Gates : 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'
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> Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank .
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> Father : 'I have a young man to be recommended as a
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> vice-president . '
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> President : 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
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> Father : 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law . '
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> President : 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'
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> This is how business is done!!
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> Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything . But your
> attitude
> should be positive
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> Business Logic 2: What is Marketing?
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
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> You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich . Marry me!'
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> That's Direct Marketing
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> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl .
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> One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's
> very
> rich . Marry him . '
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> That's Advertising .
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
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> You go up to her and get her telephone number .
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> The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich . Marry me . '
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> That's Telemarketing .
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> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
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> You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
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> drink .
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> You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
> her
> a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
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> That's Public Relations .
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> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl .
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> She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you
> . '
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> That's Brand Recognition .
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> You see a gorgeous girl at a party .
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> You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich . Marry me'
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> She gives you a nice hard slap on your face .
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> That's Customer Feedback
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